OUtkast hey ya acoustic cover by me
yurp! i need to get back in the gym like this buttt since i have been working on the house i havent been able to dedicate 2 hours at planet fitness for over a month and some days!!!!
Beefy
new work schedule should be perfect for this figure again.
i made my own survey cuz i dont give a shit if you were kissed under fireworks or still love your ex
1: have you ever tried to catch a fart and shat in your hand?
2: if your ex wanted to get all greased up and have you and your family try to catch her or him, who would catch her or him first?
3: leather socks or latex socks? and why?
4: if you could be friends with one insect and share your bed with it for one nigt which one would you choose?
5: if a baby came up to you and tried to sell you bomb ass weed what would you do?
6: quickly insert the closest object to you in your mouth
7: bulgarian polka or Enya?
8: do you look at your poops after wiping?
9: what is your current masturbation record? (24 hour record)
10: how often do you think about lyme disease
11: one time my brother and i were riding bikes and he crashed into me and i got cut
12: if you knew you wouldnt get caught shitting on someones head, who would it be and why?
13: shave your eye brows and replace with pubes or shave head and replace with pubes?
14: how tall are you?
15: The AC is broken, do you take a shower to cool down or just complain all the time?
16: why are you so obsessed with anchors?
17: your favorite ping pong player
18: fuck one marry one kill one, Dee Snider from twisted sister, GG Allin, or Charles manson.
19: explain your current obsession
20: how old were you when first were aware you are an idiot
21: cankles? or really really fat neck?
22: bathe in one, drink one, anally shove in rectum in one. Pickle soda, leather soda, dish sponge soda
23: what is currently in your refrigerator?
24: why it be like it is?
25: get stabbed by a spoon or a coat hanger?
26: if you dont have a TV where does your furniture face?
27: craziest sex story
28: dream profession
29: describe your sick ass fetish (i know you have one)
30: one time me and my neighbor layed logs on this dirt path and we got yelled at
31: why the fuck is everyone obsessed with Adele. nigga doesnt even smile
32: what do your fingers currently smell like?
33: have you ever kissed a vajayjay?
34: name a band you hate (not enya or evanessence we know they suck)
35: post of pic of the biggest shit you have taken (what you dont take pics of ginormous shits?)
36: how many bottles of jemken do you have brewing at the moment?
37: if you could be born outta any vagina, whose would it be?
38: one time i pooped my pants in a mcds cuz those fuckers only have one stall and it was being used
39: next time you get an STD just say its So Totally Dope
40: would you rather make out with a dude in a nursing home or a dog after he licked his shit?
41: my bro beat me up when i was in 8th grade cuz i wouldnt give him the 17 magazine i used to beat off to
42: would you ever want to be a cop so you can beat people and enter peoples houses so you can look around.
43: craziest shit you ever smoked
44: Favorite porno
45: ever been groped by grandpa?
46: ever shot a gun at the highway?
47: one time when i was trimmin the hairs on my balls with scissors i clipped a lil piece of scrotum
48: if given a drug test would you pass? what would be found in your disease ridden urine?
49: ever taken a shit in a hot tub near your cousin?
50: pee in the pool? lol they wonder why i never come out till i am ready to be done swimming
1) have you ever tried to catch a fart and shat in your hand?
2) if your ex wanted to get all greased up and have you and your family try to catch her or him, who would catch her or him first?
3) leather socks or latex socks? and why?
4) if you could be friends with one insect and share your…
